The Debut (featuring Keith Olbermann)

Greetings to my friends and those who browse the Internet for crappy blogs like this. I am the aforementioned Flan and this is my blog. I don't know why it took so long for me to start my own blog, but recent factors have led me to get it going:


1. I want to. Yeah, not much there.


2. Apparently I'm pissing people off with my Facebook rants. Those of you who know me are well aware that I like to antagonize and prove my intellectual superiority about things that don't really matter. I feel I can do that better here.


I hope to update this at least on a weekly basis and hopefully mix it up a little bit but today I speak of someone that is a familiar topic. I was wondering how I would start off this blog and today provided me with a humorous beginning.


As most people who know me are aware, I have a strong dislike for former MSNBC assclown Keith Olbermann. He's a lying, hypocritical, misogynist, racist, elitist prick who got fired without being fired for being a lying, hypocritical, misogynist, racist, elitist prick. Don't worry, if you're an Olbermann fan (and if you are then you're probably an idiot) he still has his Twitter account and has landed a job at a network that is so pathetic it wasn't even in his non-compete clause.


Anyway, Olbermann begins that, ahem, new venture, later this year, but in the meantime he has created an echo chamber ERRR Web Site called the FOK News Channel (very creative huh?). It's typical Olbermann: Ranting, raving and an "everyone that disagrees with me is worse than Hitler" attitude that squashes opposing views.


What does any of this have to do with anything? This morning I go to my computer and a virus protection program has issued me a warning about a "suspicious" Web Site:

I'd like to take this time to endorse McAfee as the premiere protection plan for your computer. It obviously knows what it's talking about here.

Out.